Dance FUNCy dance

Ooh I am in trouble here... and fingers crossed I'll be forgiven.  You see, a certain little  Fugly Needle Case came to visit me - and the poor little thing has had to sit and wait 3 months for the house driver to return from sea!  Well, I had to make sure I showed little FUNCy a good time, and that just wasn't going to happen without man to take us out and about.  Sorry Annaliese, thank you so much for sending him, and Rhonda, hope you'll find your nagging patience has paid off.

FUNCys First Big Day Out.

(If you are not in the UK or if you are and you don't watch telly, then watch this first!)

Little FUNCy went looking 

up north for some friends.  

He loved him some 80's,

 he was down with those trends,

Fleetwood Mac on the telly 

and a dancer so sweet

Little FUNC went in search of

 the pony wi' the feet...

He searched the hillside far and near

But all was silent, no dancin' here.

He searched the spot he'd seen them last, 

"am I too late?" he thought aghast.

The more he looked around this place

the more the hope fell from his face

"I wanna make a cool new friend,

but I am on the clock! 

 I'm really startin to wonder now

is there life on this ol' rock?!"

"Its a sign!" shouted FUNCy when this did he spot

"maybe Otters are the friend for me?"

But he waited and waited and saw not a lot

so they must have all been out at sea.

Away in the distance FUNC spotted some sheep

but they just did not want to come play.. 

"RUDE!" thought our FUNC from the sociable south

"thats not how its done round my way."

But wait!  Look there!

Is it really?!  Lets Detour!

Even up close

 little FUNC wasn't sure.

They were cheeky, short and fat,

with the hair and all that,

(now they're sounding a lot like his guide)

Despite no disco scene 

our wee FUNC, being green

 got stuck in with the charm, how he tried.

"hey there cutie, lets jive"

but events took a dive

FUNCy just missed being eaten alive!!!

Thanks be to that bloke or our FUNC might be broke

and in need of a jolly good soak.

"Sheesh!  Little Divas" our FUNC seemed to say 

as he gladly returned to the car

"cute they may be" I advised with a smile

"but they're best when they're viewed from a far!"

We was cold and fed up and the car even told us

it was time to get back to the warm.

And would you believe it, on the sofa right there was

a wee mate in kitty cat form!

Just what will little FUNCy do next?  Stay tuned....

NB.  No needle cases were harmed in the production of this post - although a safety pin with a heavy ball of yarn tied to it did have to be attached or little FUNCy would be half way to Iceland by now...

and big thanks to blokey for the driving, the posing and the phototaking.  And I'm sorry, yes, I should have let you dust the car before I took that photo.  (weirdo.)